wasting time

If I were a snitch, man!
Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
All day long I'd tattle with delight
If I were a stealthy man!
I'd never play the face card.
Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
All day long I'd weasel and play dumb.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a subtle-sliding snitch,
Sly ol', shifty-eyed ol' little man.
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