I'll be phoning it in for Christmas

Waiting at the the coffee shop, where the Christmas music is running nonstop.  Next up: "Here Comes Suzy Snowflake," which turns out to be as formulaic a baby boomer Christmas tune as I've ever heard.  Charmless.  Even the vocals sound bored.  Expert tip: when you're out of tuneful holiday song ideas, go far out, go big, go camp.  Bonus points for, choreographed neck snaps and arm-windmills.  Exempli gratia: "It's Turkey Lurkey Time."